You spend your whole life stuck in the labrynth, thinking how you'll escape one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present

 

sageonyx:

eternalfarnham:

jaclcfrost:

wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere

am I the protagonist or the boss

That’s deep

thatwriterchickyouknow:

vexstacy:

teratocybernetics:

a-drays-mind:

kiana-m:

mattisbollywood:

wildbearpajamas:

My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

interracial couples are always cute

Oh my god that is so precious. 

KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.

 I’m sorry but

B-Babuhs~ ;v;

I’m cry.

too cute to not reblog. I literally tried not to reblog this but my heart wasn’t having any of it. lol. 

Now why the fuck would you TRY not to reblog this?

(Source: timedragonclock)

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

myheadisloud:

tall-girlproblems:

myheadisloud:

boy nipples are weird

girl nipples are weird

the word nipple is weird

the phrase nip nops is weird

That’s why you call them sensitive chest raisins.

first of all, no