what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window
This really makes me wonder what your favorite fiction character is.
something tells me it’s hannibal lecter
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: hunterandrewpence)
John Green reads from the journal he kept when he was nine years old
what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever
life. you are thinking about life
(Source: bangays)
you’ve got to love at least one of these.
My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.
what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN
but
HOW
Why were you inspecting a box?
reasons cats are great:
- purring
- they’re selective about who they’re affectionate to—so they really love you!!
- fluffy, pet forever
- winky cat kisses
- “I love you” headbutts
- swishy tail
- WHISKERS
- sit on your head
- sleep on your tummy
- sleep
- groom you with their scratchy tongue
- react to surprising things by leaping ten feet in the air
- CATS
(Source: thewardengrey)
